The other day I went outside in my pajamas to rescue a praying mantis - which is it's own special bit of ridiculousness in and of itself, but anyway - and when I came back inside I experienced some discomfort. I was sitting at my computer and i felt a sharp pain in my ass, riiight in the center of my right butt cheek. When I stood up I was alarmed and confused to hear that my pants were buzzing. In a fit of spastic physical comedy that I'm sure someone on youtube wishes they had gotten on camera, I yanked off my pants and ran out of the room. It appears that I had a yellow jacket in my pants. The offending bee is free but I have a large red welt on my ass to remind me of him.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is really my life.
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